Early in the morning, i was awaken by my intellectual grand-grand mother's WAND. She said she wanted to chat with Obama so i was expected to open the COMPUTER. Firstly, she made a call to him with her MOBİLE PHONE. And, Obama asked her ideas about recent UFOs news. Grandma began to cry and said '' I want FLOWERS not UFOs.'' At that moment my mother was chasing after white MOUSE that was making strange noises after midnight. Fortunately for little creature, it took my COAT as shelter from its killer.There the mouse began to write its BOOK about Armenian genocide which would be this years bestseller and award winning book. I decided to escape from this house and gain my money by playing TROMBONE in the streets and began to prepare my BAG. I would take my NOTEBOOK , but hard -faced mouse had already made it a delicious evening meal with her BABY. Just then, thanks God, my FRIEND came to my cry for help. While going my grandma was still shouting at me'' Find my HEADPHONES and then,you can go whichever hell you want.'' These were the last words i heard from that house.